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Thanks to my buddy Josh, I won’t be getting anything done for the next few weeks (except riding hoverboards and fixing flux capacitors).
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Thanks to my buddy Josh, I won’t be getting anything done for the next few weeks (except riding hoverboards and fixing flux capacitors).

    • #bttf
    • #back to the future
    • #video game
  • 10 hours ago
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Odd note to find at work.
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Odd note to find at work.

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I ordered “The Porker,” which is apropos.  (Taken with Instagram at Jimmy John’s)
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I ordered “The Porker,” which is apropos. (Taken with Instagram at Jimmy John’s)

  • 2 days ago
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Usher is responsible for this AND Justin Bieber.

    • #usher
    • #justin bieber
  • 1 month ago
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I’m always watching you; I’m like Santa Claus but way more selfish.
Joshua Ortman, when I asked him how he knew what I was doing.
    • #quotes
  • 1 month ago
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I’m starting a movement to boycott the BCS Championship game, and suggesting we all watch The Wonder Years on the Hub Channel instead.

    • #bcs championship game
    • #lsu
    • #alabama
    • #action movie fx
    • #the wonder years
    • #hub channel
  • 1 month ago
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My office has Spam-flavored nuts. They taste like Spam. And nuts.  (Taken with instagram)
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My office has Spam-flavored nuts. They taste like Spam. And nuts. (Taken with instagram)

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AT&T assumes I speak Spanish?

    • #at&t
    • #spanish
  • 1 month ago
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Well worth the $5.


  “The experiment was: If I put out a brand new standup special at a drastically low price ($5) and make it as easy as possible to buy, download and enjoy, free of any restrictions, will everyone just go and steal it? Will they pay for it? And how much money can be made by an individual in this manner?” ― Louis C.K.
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Well worth the $5.

β€œThe experiment was: If I put out a brand new standup special at a drastically low price ($5) and make it as easy as possible to buy, download and enjoy, free of any restrictions, will everyone just go and steal it? Will they pay for it? And how much money can be made by an individual in this manner?” ― Louis C.K.

    • #louis ck
    • #live at the beacon theater
  • 1 month ago
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Horrible People Who Didn't Get What They Wanted for Christmas

A collection of kids complaining on twitter about not getting iPhones and cars and such for Christmas. These are the people who will be in charge when we’re old.

    • #kids these days
  • 1 month ago
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Avatar I'm a full-time employee at a Michigan non-profit, and a part-time actor. I'd like to one day be on a sitcom less crappy than "According to Jim".

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