This is me trying to play Grand Theft Auto. You can see why it makes me so dizzy; I drive in circles.
I got carded today for buying the new Grand Theft Auto game. You have to be 17 to buy it, and I was born in the 70’s.
Yeah, that just happened.
Remember “My Two Dads”, the sitcom from the late 80’s/early 90’s? The whole show was based on trying to find out who the girl’s father was* and they never revealed that.
*I guess it’s also about unconditional love. But mostly the paternity thing.
It came today. Now all I need to do is learn how to sweep the leg.
This goes out to the animal I hit with my car late last night.
I just bought the Karate Kid headband off of Amazon.com. I’m now one step closer to realizing my dream of becoming Ralph Macchio.
Embarrassing, yes… but I made a pledge to help resurrect early 90’s non-threatening rap, and this is my contribution.
Instead of going to see Pulp Fiction in the theaters, I convinced a group of people to see a much more memorable movie.