A guy who was in all of my telecommunications classes at Michigan State now works at Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and he was recently featured in this segment for the show. He’s the one with the white hair and brown beard. Nice guy.
I didn’t know that Amish people could eat pizza.
I find it weird that almost everyone driving to work in the morning is talking on the phone. Who is there to talk to that early?
Some dude’s poor hygiene causes a ripple of filth, and I want to put a stop to it.
Gas is now $4 a gallon. I’m going to punch a gas pump.
I nearly got jumped by an old lady at the Old Country Buffet. It was a misunderstanding.
The ladies at OnStar make some outlandish statements.