May 2012
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April 2012
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March 2012
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February 2012
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“I’m never eating KFC again for the rest of my life.”
– Me, once a month
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January 2012
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“I’m always watching you; I’m like Santa Claus but way more selfish.”
– Joshua Ortman, when I asked him how he knew what I was doing.
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December 2011
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Horrible People Who Didn't Get What They Wanted... →
A collection of kids complaining on twitter about not getting iPhones and cars and such for Christmas. These are the people who will be in charge when we’re old.
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“Another great way to show someone that you care is to make them a list of...”
– Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
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Me: Are you supposed to hyphenate "jerk-offs"?
Wife: Why are you...
Me: It's Christmas card related.
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November 2011
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October 2011
4 posts
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Kanye'd by the Bell →
Kanye West Lyrics + Saved by the Bell screencaps. They just fit, like Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz.
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September 2011
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“The greatest trick Santa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t...”
– Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
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wendyweb asked: Hi Brandon:I am a recruiter seeking a Digital Marketing professional to manage all web, SEO and digital initiatives for a university. Can work remotely. Is this an opportunity you would be interested in learning about? Wendy Weber, Crandall Associates, 516-767-6800
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The Entourage Series Finale was garbage. →
Dan Hopper of Best Week Ever explains in great detail why the last episode of Entourage was so awful, citing the word “garbage” several times.
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