February 2012
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January 2012
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I’m always watching you; I’m like Santa Claus but way more selfish.
– Joshua Ortman, when I asked him how he knew what I was doing.
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December 2011
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Horrible People Who Didn't Get What They Wanted... →
A collection of kids complaining on twitter about not getting iPhones and cars and such for Christmas. These are the people who will be in charge when we’re old.
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Another great way to show someone that you care is to make them a list of...
– Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
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Me: Are you supposed to hyphenate "jerk-offs"?
Wife: Why are you...
Me: It's Christmas card related.
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November 2011
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October 2011
4 posts
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Kanye'd by the Bell →
Kanye West Lyrics + Saved by the Bell screencaps. They just fit, like Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz.
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September 2011
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The greatest trick Santa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t...
– Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
wendyweb asked: Hi Brandon:I am a recruiter seeking a Digital Marketing professional to manage all web, SEO and digital initiatives for a university. Can work remotely. Is this an opportunity you would be interested in learning about? Wendy Weber, Crandall Associates, 516-767-6800
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The Entourage Series Finale was garbage. →
Dan Hopper of Best Week Ever explains in great detail why the last episode of Entourage was so awful, citing the word “garbage” several times.
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How To: Make Ecto-Cooler at Home →
Children of the 80’s… you’re welcome.
August 2011
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"Back to the Future" Co-Creator Bob Gale Explains... →
In case, like me, you’ve ever wondered why a high schooler hung around with an old crackpot scientist.
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July 2011
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June 2011
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More with Fred Savage and the guy from “Happy Endings”… this time with Tom Hanks’ son.
May 2011
5 posts
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The 10 Creepiest Things About Zack Morris →
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Wait… how do I ‘like’ Nickelback?!?
– My co-worker, who left his Facebook page open while he went to the restroom.
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April 2011
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Bless you Fred Savage. Bless you.
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This is scarily accurate.
There’s a site that analyzes the words you typically tweet and “generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.” Here are some that it came up with for me… I’m a little sad that an automated website is funnier than I am.
Not cool, guys. It’s a wino. Something about The instagram of a throat punch.
I’m buying stocks. Sorry Papa...
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