February 2012
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Feb 10th
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January 2012
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Jan 10th
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“I’m always watching you; I’m like Santa Claus but way more selfish.”
– Joshua Ortman, when I asked him how he knew what I was doing.
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
10 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Horrible People Who Didn't Get What They Wanted... →
A collection of kids complaining on twitter about not getting iPhones and cars and such for Christmas. These are the people who will be in charge when we’re old.
Dec 28th
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“Another great way to show someone that you care is to make them a list of...”
– Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Me: Are you supposed to hyphenate "jerk-offs"?
Wife: Why are you...
Me: It's Christmas card related.
Dec 21st
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Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 7th
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November 2011
2 posts
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 5th
October 2011
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Kanye'd by the Bell →
Kanye West Lyrics + Saved by the Bell screencaps. They just fit, like Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz.
Oct 26th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 5th
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September 2011
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“The greatest trick Santa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t...”
– Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
Sep 30th
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wendyweb asked: Hi Brandon:I am a recruiter seeking a Digital Marketing professional to manage all web, SEO and digital initiatives for a university. Can work remotely. Is this an opportunity you would be interested in learning about? Wendy Weber, Crandall Associates, 516-767-6800
Sep 30th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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The Entourage Series Finale was garbage. →
Dan Hopper of Best Week Ever explains in great detail why the last episode of Entourage was so awful, citing the word “garbage” several times.
Sep 13th
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Sep 7th
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How To: Make Ecto-Cooler at Home →
Children of the 80’s… you’re welcome.
Sep 3rd
August 2011
5 posts
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Aug 30th
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"Back to the Future" Co-Creator Bob Gale Explains... →
In case, like me, you’ve ever wondered why a high schooler hung around with an old crackpot scientist.
Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
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July 2011
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Jul 23rd
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June 2011
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Jun 28th
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WatchWatch
More with Fred Savage and the guy from “Happy Endings”… this time with Tom Hanks’ son.
Jun 21st
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May 2011
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May 24th
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May 24th
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The 10 Creepiest Things About Zack Morris →
May 10th
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“Wait… how do I ‘like’ Nickelback?!?”
– My co-worker, who left his Facebook page open while he went to the restroom.
May 5th
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May 5th
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April 2011
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WatchWatch
Bless you Fred Savage. Bless you.
Apr 26th
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This is scarily accurate.
There’s a site that analyzes the words you typically tweet and “generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.” Here are some that it came up with for me… I’m a little sad that an automated website is funnier than I am. Not cool, guys. It’s a wino. Something about The instagram of a throat punch. I’m buying stocks. Sorry Papa...
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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