Caffeinated Stay Puft Marshmallows instead of coffee this morning. I feel like the floor of a taxi cab. (Taken with instagram)
I have nightmares about this stupid guy from that stupid band on that stupid commercial.
My pet peeve: chocolates with no map. How do I know which ones aren’t disgusting? Do I have to bite into all of them? (Taken with instagram)
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I’ve finally made it as an actor. This “official industry directory” considers me a celebrity, and that’s good enough for me. This is definitely going in the 2012 Christmas newsletter.
Chocolate chip cookie dough, Oreo, brownie. My co-worker is an evil genius. (Taken with instagram)
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Instead of eating these, we’re throwing them at each other — arguably their intended purpose. (Taken with instagram)
ESPN. Keepin it Classy.