Nike Plus Owners ― Join my Summer Running challenge to see how many miles you can run between Memorial Day and Labor Day. I’ll make a sweet mixtape for the winner.

Nike Plus Owners ― Join my Summer Running challenge to see how many miles you can run between Memorial Day and Labor Day. I’ll make a sweet mixtape for the winner.

Wearing my Arnold shirt today in honor of Gary Coleman.

Wearing my Arnold shirt today in honor of Gary Coleman.

My First Examiner Article

I signed up to be a contributer for the Examiner to put my useless TV knowledge to good use. It was either this, or hang out at bars challenging strangers to play “Scene It”.

PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN — Short film for fans of the old 8-bit video games.

I blame @edwinv, @drewmgriffin and especially @mbinegar for this. (Mr. T would be completely disappointed in my inability to handle peer pressure.)

I blame @edwinv, @drewmgriffin and especially @mbinegar for this. (Mr. T would be completely disappointed in my inability to handle peer pressure.)

The Taco Syndrome

  • Me: I want to eat healthy, but I'm having a hard time trying to think of what I can have for lunch.
  • Alex: Taco Bell Fresca menu. It's a lifesaver.
  • Me: I can't go into Taco Bell and not get a volcano burrito. I've tried.
  • Alex: Well then it's Subway for you!
  • Me: You would think that, but the Subway closest to my office is a Subway/Taco Bell combo... and I would then have to get a volcano burrito.
  • Alex: You're just screwed then. You might as well just go to a White Castle/Church's chicken.

A Qik video from Pinnacle Peak near Phoenix. The video didn’t shut off when I thought it did, so disregard the end.

I got an iPad… for now.

Fanboy Priorities

  • Me: There's a tornado warning; we all have to go to the center of the building.
  • Michael (co-worker): I'll be right back.
  • Me: Where are you going?
  • Michael: To get my iPad.

Zach Galifianakis interviews Ben Stiller.