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We treat Xmas Trees like sociopaths treat hookers. We pick em up, dress em weird, then leave them in the street for dead. Happy Holidays
Here’s my clip from a going away video that we made for a co-worker who’s moving to Montana.
Steven Seagal - Lawman: This looks like the greatest reality show that I’ll probably never watch*.
*since The Two Coreys.
The first episode of the show I’ve been working on with my buddy Alex is now online. Check it out and let me know what you think.
Publicly shaming myself for motivation… we’re having a pull-up contest at work and I need to practice. It’s not as easy as I remember.
My middle-school gym teacher would be so pissed at me if he knew I could barely do 7 and a half.
The greatest teenage werewolf will always be Michael J. Fox. That Twilight kid can suck it.
Slow motion!
(Slowly trying to figure out Final Cut Pro.)
RIP Mr. Swayze.
Here’s a short film I had a small part in. I got to play a d-bag, which was fun.
FARE CHANCE: Two strangers are about to meet for the first time. Daniel hasn’t left his apartment in years. Shannon, a limo driver, has two kids, an ungrateful husband and customers who won’t give her the time of day. When Daniel is finally forced to leave his apartment, fate prescribes that the two meet. Gradually, they form a kind of friendship that neither will soon forget.
Here’s a trailer for the movie I was in this past January. Available on DVD this November.
