brandon bautista

I’m never eating KFC again for the rest of my life.

Me, once a month

February 13th, 2012 3 notes

Thanks to my buddy Josh, I won’t be getting anything done for the next few weeks (except riding hoverboards and fixing flux capacitors).

February 9th, 2012 5 notes

Odd note to find at work.

February 8th, 2012 0 notes

I ordered “The Porker,” which is apropos. (Taken with Instagram at Jimmy John’s)

February 7th, 2012 1 note

Usher is responsible for this AND Justin Bieber.

January 10th, 2012 1 note
I’m always watching you; I’m like Santa Claus but way more selfish.

Joshua Ortman, when I asked him how he knew what I was doing.

January 5th, 2012 1 note

I’m starting a movement to boycott the BCS Championship game, and suggesting we all watch The Wonder Years on the Hub Channel instead.

January 3rd, 2012 0 notes

My office has Spam-flavored nuts. They taste like Spam. And nuts. (Taken with instagram)

January 3rd, 2012 14 notes

AT&T assumes I speak Spanish?

December 31st, 2011 6 notes

Well worth the $5.

β€œThe experiment was: If I put out a brand new standup special at a drastically low price ($5) and make it as easy as possible to buy, download and enjoy, free of any restrictions, will everyone just go and steal it? Will they pay for it? And how much money can be made by an individual in this manner?” ― Louis C.K.

December 28th, 2011 5 notes