brandon bautista

“ I’m never eating KFC again for the rest of my life.

Me, once a month

Thanks to my buddy Josh, I won’t be getting anything done for the next few weeks (except riding hoverboards and fixing flux capacitors).

Odd note to find at work.

I ordered “The Porker,” which is apropos. (Taken with Instagram at Jimmy John’s)

Usher is responsible for this AND Justin Bieber.

“ I’m always watching you; I’m like Santa Claus but way more selfish.

Joshua Ortman, when I asked him how he knew what I was doing.

I’m starting a movement to boycott the BCS Championship game, and suggesting we all watch The Wonder Years on the Hub Channel instead.

My office has Spam-flavored nuts. They taste like Spam. And nuts. (Taken with instagram)

AT&T assumes I speak Spanish?

Well worth the $5.

“The experiment was: If I put out a brand new standup special at a drastically low price ($5) and make it as easy as possible to buy, download and enjoy, free of any restrictions, will everyone just go and steal it? Will they pay for it? And how much money can be made by an individual in this manner?” ― Louis C.K.