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(Taken with picplz at Heartland Brewery in Manhattan, NY.)
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(Taken with picplz at Heartland Brewery in Manhattan, NY.)

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The greatest trick Santa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
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Q:Hi Brandon:I am a recruiter seeking a Digital Marketing professional to manage all web, SEO and digital initiatives for a university. Can work remotely. Is this an opportunity you would be interested in learning about? Wendy Weber, Crandall Associates, 516-767-6800

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No thanks; I’m good for now. I can recite some “Back to the Future” lines for you though, if you want.

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Thank you Yahoo News, for the funniest headline I’ve seen in a while.
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Thank you Yahoo News, for the funniest headline I’ve seen in a while.

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Taco Bell, I simultaneously love you and hate you.
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Taco Bell, I simultaneously love you and hate you.

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    • #i have food issues
    • #taco bell
    • #doritos
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The Entourage Series Finale was garbage.

Dan Hopper of Best Week Ever explains in great detail why the last episode of Entourage was so awful, citing the word “garbage” several times.

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    • #finale
    • #best week ever
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“No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative!”

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How To: Make Ecto-Cooler at Home

Children of the 80’s… you’re welcome.

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    • #ghostbusters
    • #80's
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Avatar I'm a full-time employee at a Michigan non-profit, and a part-time actor. I'd like to one day be on a sitcom less crappy than "According to Jim".

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