The Taco Syndrome
- Me: I want to eat healthy, but I'm having a hard time trying to think of what I can have for lunch.
- Alex: Taco Bell Fresca menu. It's a lifesaver.
- Me: I can't go into Taco Bell and not get a volcano burrito. I've tried.
- Alex: Well then it's Subway for you!
- Me: You would think that, but the Subway closest to my office is a Subway/Taco Bell combo... and I would then have to get a volcano burrito.
- Alex: You're just screwed then. You might as well just go to a White Castle/Church's chicken.
I'm a full-time employee at a Michigan non-profit, and a part-time actor. I'd like to one day be on a sitcom less crappy than "According to Jim".
