I’m a full-time employee at a Michigan non-profit, and a part-time actor. I’d like to one day be on a sitcom less crappy than “According to Jim”.Tumblr (3.0; @bbautista)http://bbautista.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5nxu1lpD1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks to my buddy <a href="http://thegeminimusic.com">Josh</a>, I won’t be getting anything done for the next few weeks (except riding hoverboards and fixing flux capacitors).</p>http://bbautista.com/post/17351154655http://bbautista.com/post/17351154655Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:22:42 -0500bttfback to the futurevideo game<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz32dx2Cwm1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Odd note to find at work.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/17267788333http://bbautista.com/post/17267788333Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:41:57 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz180vofmm1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I ordered “The Porker,” which is apropos. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Jimmy John’s)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/17213567947http://bbautista.com/post/17213567947Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:48:31 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/V755gIgP700?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Usher is responsible for this <em>AND</em> Justin Bieber.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/15618219889http://bbautista.com/post/15618219889Tue, 10 Jan 2012 08:57:28 -0500usherjustin bieber“I’m always watching you; I’m like Santa Claus but way more selfish.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://thegeminimusic.com/">Joshua Ortman</a>, when I asked him how he knew what I was doing.</em>http://bbautista.com/post/15347631288http://bbautista.com/post/15347631288Thu, 05 Jan 2012 10:51:10 -0500quotes<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VnmrUY_wdFo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m starting a movement to boycott the BCS Championship game, and suggesting we all watch The Wonder Years on the Hub Channel instead.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/15250399607http://bbautista.com/post/15250399607Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:26:13 -0500bcs championship gamelsualabamaaction movie fxthe wonder yearshub channel<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8hetYLrC1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My office has Spam-flavored nuts. They taste like Spam. And nuts. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/15246513341http://bbautista.com/post/15246513341Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:47:17 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/APqVdIGVEY4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>AT&T assumes I speak Spanish?</p>http://bbautista.com/post/15100041572http://bbautista.com/post/15100041572Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:09:07 -0500at&amp;tspanish<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwy5cbym4B1qz8eh8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well worth the $5.</p> <blockquote> <p>“The experiment was: If I put out a brand new standup special at a drastically low price ($5) and make it as easy as possible to buy, download and enjoy, free of any restrictions, will everyone just go and steal it? Will they pay for it? And how much money can be made by an individual in this manner?” ― <a href="http://mashable.com/2011/12/23/louis-ck-million/">Louis C.K.</a></p> </blockquote>http://bbautista.com/post/14954681477http://bbautista.com/post/14954681477Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:50:35 -0500louis cklive at the beacon theater<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-didnt-get-what-they-wanted-for-christm">Horrible People Who Didn't Get What They Wanted for Christmas</a>: <p>A collection of kids complaining on twitter about not getting iPhones and cars and such for Christmas. These are the people who will be in charge when we’re old.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/14892699172http://bbautista.com/post/14892699172Tue, 27 Dec 2011 20:52:24 -0500kids these days“Another great way to show someone that you care is to make them a list of recommended New Year’s resolutions.”<br/><br/> - <em>Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine</em>http://bbautista.com/post/14810384443http://bbautista.com/post/14810384443Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:26:42 -0500quotes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpv2vWBaK1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s a Kid Rockin’ Christmas Eve. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/14725555177http://bbautista.com/post/14725555177Sat, 24 Dec 2011 11:28:06 -0500Me: Are you supposed to hyphenate "jerk-offs"?<br /> Wife: Why are you...<br /> Me: It's Christmas card related.http://bbautista.com/post/14544163963http://bbautista.com/post/14544163963Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:10:56 -0500christmas card<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5t79EJyF1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My co-workers loved the cake I made for our holiday party. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/14177906431http://bbautista.com/post/14177906431Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:35:00 -0500nickelbackcake<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WtW3Bq37rvw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Remember that episode of Mr. Belvedere where the little kid makes an awkward joke about having AIDS? <em><strong>No?</strong></em> Let me refresh your memory.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/14063733363http://bbautista.com/post/14063733363Sun, 11 Dec 2011 09:00:07 -0500aidsmr. belvederethe 80's<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvuj6cRmuL1qz8eh8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I knew it!</p>http://bbautista.com/post/13879787355http://bbautista.com/post/13879787355Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:27:00 -0500saved by the belltwittermark-paul gosselaar<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvspl9a0qz1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Only 45 minutes of sleep last night. Afternoon coffee and candy time.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/13833569448http://bbautista.com/post/13833569448Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:52:13 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xSSDeesUUsU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Louis C.K. Hates Twitter</p>http://bbautista.com/post/13204500908http://bbautista.com/post/13204500908Wed, 23 Nov 2011 09:39:20 -0500louis ckconantwitter<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu6049Ohvp1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That bear will <em>not shut up</em>.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/12351333191http://bbautista.com/post/12351333191Fri, 04 Nov 2011 21:57:44 -0400<a href="http://kanyedbythebell.tumblr.com/">Kanye'd by the Bell</a>: <p>Kanye West Lyrics + Saved by the Bell screencaps. They just fit, like Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/11933277374http://bbautista.com/post/11933277374Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:54:52 -0400saved by the bellkanye west