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"I’m not offended that it stereotypes Indian people. I’m offended because it looks..."

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 10:15:48 -0400

“I’m not offended that it stereotypes Indian people. I’m offended because it looks horrible.”

- My Indian friend, regarding NBC’s new show “Outsourced”

Here’s that commercial I did for Nutrilite a while back....

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:33:58 -0400

Here’s that commercial I did for Nutrilite a while back. I’m the soccer player.

Paul, one of my “Circles” co-stars, and I discuss...

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:37:00 -0400

Paul, one of my “Circles” co-stars, and I discuss the demise of TGIF and Steve Urkel.

Forget the previous one, this is my new favorite episode of our...

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 09:55:32 -0400

Forget the previous one, this is my new favorite episode of our show.

alexbe: It’s depressing how tough times have become. Oh, yeah!

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 10:58:36 -0400

alexbe:

It’s depressing how tough times have become.

Oh, yeah!

On Formspring, a site that allows random people to ask you...

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:37:00 -0400

On Formspring, a site that allows random people to ask you questions anonymously, I was sent a question by someone who I can only assume is Jay-Z (since his username is “rocaweartshirts”).

I don’t even remember signing up for an account, but I was happy to answer some questions for Brooklyn’s finest.

Non-Union, Episode 14: Gleeful This is my favorite episode that...

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 22:23:41 -0400

Non-Union, Episode 14: Gleeful

This is my favorite episode that we’ve done so far. For more on the show, check it out here.

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime In college,...

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:35:45 -0400

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime

In college, my roommates and I had a tradition… after your last final you had to throw down your bookbag, crank this song as loud as you could, and start dancing like Will Smith does in this video.

The lady at our front desk thought she offended me the other...

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:54:00 -0400

The lady at our front desk thought she offended me the other day, so she left me this apology on my voicemail. I’ve listened to it ten times in a row, and I’m thinking about remixing it into an R&B song.

I desperately want this to be a real movie. In his new...

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 23:47:00 -0400

I desperately want this to be a real movie.

In his new movie, Ralph Macchio faces his toughest challenge yet; to become a Hollywood bad boy. With Karate Kid returning to the big screen, his career fading his friends and family are forced to stage an intervention.

Nike Plus Owners ― Join my Summer Running challenge to see how...

Mon, 31 May 2010 12:57:21 -0400

Nike Plus Owners ― Join my Summer Running challenge to see how many miles you can run between Memorial Day and Labor Day. I’ll make a sweet mixtape for the winner.

Wearing my Arnold shirt today in honor of Gary Coleman.

Sat, 29 May 2010 17:59:23 -0400

Wearing my Arnold shirt today in honor of Gary Coleman.

My First Examiner Article

Tue, 18 May 2010 23:14:12 -0400

My First Examiner Article:

I signed up to be a contributer for the Examiner to put my useless TV knowledge to good use. It was either this, or hang out at bars challenging strangers to play “Scene It”.

PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN — Short film for fans of the old 8-bit...

Thu, 13 May 2010 16:44:55 -0400

PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN — Short film for fans of the old 8-bit video games.

I blame @edwinv, @drewmgriffin and especially @mbinegar for...

Tue, 04 May 2010 09:29:00 -0400

I blame @edwinv, @drewmgriffin and especially @mbinegar for this. (Mr. T would be completely disappointed in my inability to handle peer pressure.)

The Taco Syndrome

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:07:27 -0400

Me: I want to eat healthy, but I'm having a hard time trying to think of what I can have for lunch.
Alex: Taco Bell Fresca menu. It's a lifesaver.
Me: I can't go into Taco Bell and not get a volcano burrito. I've tried.
Alex: Well then it's Subway for you!
Me: You would think that, but the Subway closest to my office is a Subway/Taco Bell combo... and I would then have to get a volcano burrito.
Alex: You're just screwed then. You might as well just go to a White Castle/Church's chicken.

A Qik video from Pinnacle Peak near Phoenix. The video...

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:25:41 -0400

A Qik video from Pinnacle Peak near Phoenix. The video didn’t shut off when I thought it did, so disregard the end.

I got an iPad… for now.

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:27:03 -0400

I got an iPad… for now.

Fanboy Priorities

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 13:59:59 -0400

Me: There's a tornado warning; we all have to go to the center of the building.
Michael (co-worker): I'll be right back.
Me: Where are you going?
Michael: To get my iPad.

Zach Galifianakis interviews Ben Stiller.

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:36:00 -0400

Zach Galifianakis interviews Ben Stiller.