Caffeinated Stay Puft Marshmallows instead of coffee this morning. I feel like the floor of a taxi cab. (Taken with instagram)
March 22nd, 2012 8 notes
Taco Bell, I simultaneously love you and hate you.
Reblogged from bestweekever.tv September 14th, 2011 1 note
I shouldn’t want to try this, but… they have my attention.
Reblogged from tosh.comedycentral.com August 30th, 2011 7 notes
If I ever got a tattoo, it might be something like this.
Reblogged from tosh.comedycentral.com June 28th, 2011 4 notes
Someone took an eighth of a donut and left the rest in the breakroom. I’m determined to find out who did this, and what the thought process was behind this tomfoolery.
April 12th, 2011 2 notes
This is horrible, and contributing to our culture of obesity… and where can I get one?
Reblogged from consumerist.com January 26th, 2011 4 notesThe Taco Syndrome
- Me: I want to eat healthy, but I'm having a hard time trying to think of what I can have for lunch.
- Alex: Taco Bell Fresca menu. It's a lifesaver.
- Me: I can't go into Taco Bell and not get a volcano burrito. I've tried.
- Alex: Well then it's Subway for you!
- Me: You would think that, but the Subway closest to my office is a Subway/Taco Bell combo... and I would then have to get a volcano burrito.
- Alex: You're just screwed then. You might as well just go to a White Castle/Church's chicken.
