“ I’m always watching you; I’m like Santa Claus but way more selfish.
Joshua Ortman, when I asked him how he knew what I was doing.
January 5th, 2012 1 note“ Another great way to show someone that you care is to make them a list of recommended New Year’s resolutions.
Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
December 26th, 2011 2 notes“ The greatest trick Santa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Tom Strasz, an old improv friend of mine
September 30th, 2011 2 notes
