brandon bautista

Posts tagged tacos

The Taco Syndrome

  • Me: I want to eat healthy, but I'm having a hard time trying to think of what I can have for lunch.
  • Alex: Taco Bell Fresca menu. It's a lifesaver.
  • Me: I can't go into Taco Bell and not get a volcano burrito. I've tried.
  • Alex: Well then it's Subway for you!
  • Me: You would think that, but the Subway closest to my office is a Subway/Taco Bell combo... and I would then have to get a volcano burrito.
  • Alex: You're just screwed then. You might as well just go to a White Castle/Church's chicken.
April 29th, 2010 2 notes