Louis C.K. Hates Twitter
Reblogged from tmblg November 23rd, 2011 34 notes
This is scarily accurate.
There’s a site that analyzes the words you typically tweet and “generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.” Here are some that it came up with for me… I’m a little sad that an automated website is funnier than I am.
- Not cool, guys. It’s a wino. Something about The instagram of a throat punch.
- I’m buying stocks. Sorry Papa Johns, I could whistle like Vin Diesel.
- Wrapping-paper tube sword-fighting related videos now display the faucet.
- Can we should all this will be inside you. That’s what Michael Jordan is on Facebook.
- The Walking Dead gets funnier every morning, but come out of gonads. You learn how loud you want.
- Co-workers performed the urinal. Two co-workers just now. This is similar to learn how to get Bieber-ed.
- The Wonder Years, Family and said Taco Bell meat was good. I’m bringing my diabetes.
- Anyone who post than Nickelback? Live Nickelback. They should all go and getting diarrhea.
- These margarita flavored jelly beans are turning me on board. Not sure that I’m the Old Spice Man.
- I can go get me for two hours, I call dibs on the word fixin’s”, and help like Coldplay. I’m serious.
- This airport has a great meth dealer if they don’t need to that one day, a haircut…
- THEM: What a long time… everything’s better with people on Ralph Macchio.
- At Disney World for a Karate Kid costume? ME: No. Just found the Hearty Italian Meats.
- Facebook’s success is that person’s huge beanie baby collection. Feel free to deal with the video.
- Pandora really wants me think about Bert and eat lunch while wearing overalls.
